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The view from the bike cockpit

2010-06-17T05:40:00.000+08:00

Yesterday i read a very interesting article on the newspapers which I feel really represents the voice of many bikers in Singapore. Its written by Stanley Tan in TODAY newspaper on wednesday 16 June 2010.

"I refer to the letter "To save biker's lives ..." (June 12) by Mark Chan. Ut is a rampant misconception that motorcyclists belong in the left-most lane, with the other slow moving vehicles limited to 70kmh by law.

Heavy vehicles are required to keep to the left-hand lane because of their size, which obstructs the view of other road users.

But motorcycles occupy less road space, and are thus not restricted to any one lane.

On our expressways, the misconception that right-most (overtaking) lane leads to unnecessary tension between road users.

More should be done to educate road users that lane is reserved for over-taking, regardless of whether for a car or a motorcycle.

Many motorcyclists also choose to ride between lanes for safety reasons. Lane splittling allows them to manoeuvre quickly out of head-on collisions should the vehicle in front come to a sudden halt.

It cannot be emphasised more that drivers of other vehicles should treat motorcyclists with more respect on the road, as accidents involving motorcyclists would likely lead to serious injury or death."

Being a motorcyclist, you get very easily irritated by other road users, and sometimes you wonder if they are legitimately obtained their driving license from the driving centres. I'm not saying that motorcyclists are not at fault, of course we do speed and weave through traffic dangerously at times. But most of the tension on the roads and traffic congestion comes from drivers.

I personally have a few problems with 9/10 drivers in Singapore. And if they can adjust the way they drive, I am confident that the roads in Singapore will become more user friendly for everyone with less accidents and traffic congestion.

1. Tailgating a motorcyclist. This is the most dangerous thing that can happen on the road. NEVER tailgate a motorcyclist. You can tailgate a car or heavy vehicle and when the suddenly brake or you misjudged your speed and bump them in the ass, it will only cause a dent or scratch in the bumper. But in the case of a motorcycle, a slight knock in the rear can easily result in a crash. Not forgetting that the car is so close at the back, it will run over the motorcyclist instantly.

2. Control your accelerator to adjust your speed, not let road conditions determine your speed. Many drivers always let the gradient of the road determine their speed. When going upslope, they are lazy to accelerate more to catch up with the current speed and allow their speed to fall. When it comes to a downslope, they continue with their current accelerator which makes their car go faster than usual. The sudden slowdown of vehicle will cause the other vehicles to slow down and this line goes on a long way until the last vehicle is experiencing a traffic jam.

For e.g.: A vehicle is traveling at 100km/h. When reaching upslope, it doesn't accelerate more thus the speed drop to 70-80km/h. Then it comes to a downslope and the driver still doesn't slwo down his accelerator thus the vehicle is speeding at 120km/h, resulting in having to tailgate other road users and causing tension.

Also, drivers drive like this - 直路像条龙,弯路像条虫. When it comes to a straight road, they want to go fast. When they see a slight turn or when exiting an expressway, they slow down so much its totally unnecessary. Control your speed, and not let it control you. If you'd realise, motorcyclist always maintain their speed, which is why we always cut lanes. If we're traveling at 100km/h, we will do so until we reach our destination.

3. Understanding the meaning of an accelerating lane and decelerating lane. 9/10 drivers like to maintain their speed on an accelerating lane when entering the expressway, and then changing to the 1st or 2nd lane immediately even when their speed doesn't match the other cars on those lanes.

For e.g.: A driver is driving at 70km/h before reaching the accelerating lane. Upon reaching, they do not speed up but maintain at 70km/h. Then when they are on the expressway at perhaps 80km/h, they want to change lane to the outer lanes. This will cause the car behind traveling at 90-100km/h to slow down so as not to have a collision. It will then have a chain reaction to the very back where the traffic starts to jam up.

This should not be the case. When on an accelerating lane, speed on the accelerator and get more speed. If the road ahead of you is clear, there is no reason for you to go onto the outer lane. Drive until you catch up with the vehicle in front before changing lane, or at least match the speed of the other cars on outer lanes before going in to travel with them.

4. Slowing down to watch an accident. This applies to all road users, including heavy vehicles and motorcyclists. When there is an accident, there is no need for you to slow down to see what is going on. If you are really interested, you can get more information on the radio or newspaper the next day. If you're really so kpo that you want to know that very minute, then stop your vehicle on the road shoulder to go help, not slow down and watch then accelerate again.

Statistics have shown that many accidents are caused by use of cell phones, and these numbers mainly comes from drivers. Also, collisions are also mainly caused by cars. If you have a swarm of motorcyclist riding closely together at high speeds (like at the woodlands causeway checkpoint) or heavy vehicles traveling together (like at tuas industrial park), its very rare that you see an accident happening. It is always a car hitting a motorcycle, or a car hitting a heavy vehicle.

Drivers tend to think that just because they pay the highest road tax thus they have the right on the roads. Everyone have equal share on the roads because we all pay our road tax. And drivers feel safe about tailgating, speeding, and cutting lanes recklessly because they feel too comfortable in the car with doors and frames to protect them all over. This results in the negligence to watch out for other vehicles in front or coming from the back. Motorcyclists on the other hand are very alert all the time. Believe it or not, we are very aware of every single movement in our sight, whether a car is coming up fast behind us, or whether another car is about to change lane in front.

Go drive or ride on the road today and see for yourself if the points i've mentioned are true. You will also see that motorcyclists don't travel on the 1st lane at all unless their speed is above 110km/h. Drivers should think twice and reconsider their driving techniques before showing hand signals or pointing fingers at motorcylists continued by 5mins of ranting in the car.

2010-05-24T23:30:00.000+08:00

How to tell if someone is gay?

2010-05-24T01:43:00.002+08:00

I recently just learnt something new: How to tell if someone is gay?
Actually the answer is very simple, but yet many will say its unfair and stereotyping.
When i say gay, i don't just refer to men only, but women as well.
How we tell if someone is gay is simply through judgement.
Yes, we judge them based on their appearance, their manner of speech, their every action, or even circle of friends that they hang out with.
Is this fair? No.
Then why do we do it?
Why do we have suspicion about a guy who shaves his legs, eats too politely and speaks softly like a girl and say that he is gay?
This can be explained through a cheetah and leopard scenario.

Gays are like leopards and cheetahs.
From far you see them with spots on their skin and moves swiftly waiting to pounce on its prey.
From this distance, you can not tell if it is a cheetah or a leopard.
But do you go near it and poke it or brush its fur to tell which is it?
Of course not right!
From this distance you make your judgement - Hmm, the spots are more circular in shape, and the distance is closer as compared to the other animal. That should be a cheetah and not a leopard.
This judgement may not be accurate all the time, but it does help in differentiating between the two.
So sad to say, we as humans tend to judge people based on how we perceive them to be.
It's not wrong, its just our way of doing things.

If I had to choose, i'd rather judge someone from a distance than to go near him and poke him by saying "Hey are you gay?"

I'm pretty, again?

2010-05-20T11:51:00.001+08:00

How come no matter where I go people say i look like a girl?
Even now in my new workplace my friends tell me I look good in a skirt -.-!
And another auntie didn't believe that i'm 22. She said i look more like i'm only 19 or 18.
I told her the trick is to stay happy everyday,
have no stress, no fear, no anger.
A steady mind keeps your face looking young!
Better than going for facial..

Marlina good mood today

2010-05-13T00:20:00.002+08:00

What do we look out for during work everyday?
What are the things that help carry us through our work everyday so that work seems like a breeze even if we exert strength, sweat it all out and skip meals?
Today Marlina is in a good mood (Marlina is one of my shift leaders at Treetops)
And because she is in a good mood, work is like a breeze today.
When it is time for meals, without delay she sent me to take my dinner.
Then Mrs Dowling gave us pizza and some other good food and Marlina allowed me to eat behind the counter.
Also, there weren't much arrivals and departures today.

What more can I ask for man seriously?
Work is so smooth sailing today, no problems, no cork ups, nobody giving us any troubles.

If only work is like this everyday I would definitely look forward to it.
IF ONLY.

I want to be a cook!

2010-05-12T02:01:00.002+08:00

Today I just watched a DVD called Julia and Julie and it made me want to learn how to cook. Like proper professional cooking with the proper use of ingredients and not Tze Char style. And also i've drawn up some short term goals that I have to force myself to meet.

1. Quickly finish my internship without much hassle and trouble.
2. Find a job ASAP if I'm not going to continue at Treetops, I certainly do not want to slack at home doing nothing while waiting to go for NS.
3. Buy a cook book and learn how to cook 10 mouth watering dishes. They should be main courses and not appetizers or desserts.
4. Save, SAve, SAVe, SAVE up more money and plant everything I have in my Prudential investment plan.
5. Ultimately, I aim to migrate to either NZ or Aus by the age of 35.

All these isn't as difficult as it sounds as long as I put my heart to it, I believe.

Counting down to class 2

2010-05-10T23:05:00.002+08:00

Counting down 4 months to class2 !!! Seriously can't wait man!
And i know this question sounds stupid,
But, does anyone have job to recommend? =/

PEPS Pri 6C Gathering!!!

2010-04-29T00:57:00.003+08:00

I've just been invited to attend a class gathering for Princess Elizabeth Primary School Class6C year of 1999!

NO KIDDING MAN!

I HAVENT TALKED TO ANYBODY FROM THAT CLASS FOR 10 YEARS!

THEN NOW SUDDENLY WANNA MEET UP?!?! LOL!!!

SAY WHAT SIA.. HOW'S LIFE? so cliche..

but i'll still attend lah, i wanna see how everyone's faces have changed.

My first E-Journal

2010-03-31T00:49:00.002+08:00

Whoo~ Just finished my first E-Journal and I'm posting it here for my darling's reference ONLY. Not meant to convey any message to anybody or cause trouble or harm to anyone.

Good evening, Guest Services, this is Bryan, how may I assist you? This is what I've been rapping for the past 2 weeks or so.

First and foremost, I would like to say that I'm thankful to Treetops for accepting me. From what I have heard from the full timers there, my department head has never hired a male guest service executive before, needless to say, a male guest service intern. It felt quite special, well, at least for a period of 2 days. Treetops is a 5* service apartment located at 7 Orange Grove Road, just opposite Orchard Hotel. It has a resort feel to it, and is nothing like Shangri-la or Ascotts where they are much commercialized.

My first day at work started off with a General Orientation Day. I went to try out for my uniform size, was issued a name tag and staff locker, and introduced to all the different departments and every single employee in the property. This is essential because when i start my attachment at Guest Services, I will need the help of all departments to assist me in my work. Knowing them in days to come will aid me even better if I had already formed a relationship with them. I also hopped on to the shuttle bus route to familiarize with the timing and places that it stops in case any guest might ask. The day ended off with a basic show around of areas around the lobby, including Executive Office/Business Centre, Reading Room, Public Washrooms, Gym/Pool Towels Collection area, Sunbird Terrace, Sales & Marketing, Bell Area, Guest Services Desk, Driveway and VIP Parking Lots.

Day 2 was at Sales and Reservations Department, the only department with a 9am - 5pm working hours. I was introduced to the organization chart of department and team members, got to know about the clientele and sources of reservation, as well as different kinds of reservations like corporate and personal lease. Very quickly, I understood about room blocking, maximizing yield, and memorized part of the rate structure. There were different forms that i had to go through like Arrival/Departure transfer, Meet & Greet service for VIPs, Third Party Authorization form, among many others. These are some of the forms that a Guest Service Executive (by the way, i hate this over-exaggerated name as the pay of a GSE can hardly exceed $1,500) would often come across. Finally, the day came to and end with complimentary laundry, internet, telephone calls, penalty charges, as well as the Terms & Conditions of stay.

Day 3 and 4 was the most exciting for me as I was deployed to the housekeeping department. I got to see all the different types of apartments including the penthouse, which was enormously huge and a total waste of land space. The people at linen room section loved me and started feeding me with lots of fruits that were meant for guests. I was then taken to see the external and in house laundry services, self service launderette, welcome hampers and toiletries, fruit baskets, VIP guest entitlement, and expectant mother's entitlement. Housekeeping administration was about lost and found procedure and records, maid services and charges, baby sitting procedure, summary of loan items available, and guest folder and it's contents. Lastly, I had the golden opportunity to do check in/out inventory, set up the apartment for check in, room enhancement using air cleaner/revitalizer, and took care of guest requests like extra bed or playpen.

Day 5 and 6 was at security department. I told the senior security staff that the security department could easily be explained as the department that takes care of all the shit work in Treetops. But ultimately, if they do not like the taste of that particular shit, they can throw it to guest services to handle, which is totally true and he agreed with me while the other security officers laughed. I had completed 1 night shift where I patrolled the premises, did carpark rounds, and delivered newpapers. The role of a security officer is not just simply to take note of all incoming vehicles and people, but also to liaise with guest services for taxi booking, night joiners (prostitutes from Orchard Hotel), visitor access control, and some other property paperwork.

My last department before officially starting my internship at Guest Services was at Engineering and Maintenance. I got to know how to use the Surbana system, where guest services could enter messages regarding defects around the property into the computer and a sms will be generated and sent to the handphones that the engineers are holding. I got to do some maintenance work orders like changing of light bulbs, checking the hardwares in each room, and installation of guest request items such as Starhub modem, wireless modem etc. The walkie talkie system and channels used is important as well because during emergency and urgent matters, things are slightly different.

This is just a short summary of the things that I've been doing in the first week of my internship. There are too many things that I had learnt to be put into words. If you're thinking why I have yet to mention anything about Guest Services, well, that's reserved for my next E-Journal. (:

Okay, gonna watch another episode of CSI Miami then turning in already. Tmr still have to wake up at 530am for work -.-!

Raining for 5 days straight

2010-03-25T17:43:00.002+08:00

It has been raining for 5 days straight without rest now but this doesnt stop me from washing my bike! Now, its looking clean and shiny once again. But the bad news is that one of the rubber holders from my left suspension broke and this rubber is just a small piece that costs less than a dollar. However, no bike shops out there are willing to sell this piece of rubber. They say you have to replace a brand new set of suspension that costs $180+. What nonsense right!?

I'll just have to hold this till it really cannot take the vibrations anymore then i go change, dun wanna anyhow waste money. And i have yet to call Azli, if he is willing to spare me the rubber from his old suspension then i won't have to spend a single cent at all (: Bro! Put in a good word for me lehszx!

Also, my back tire is wearing out real soon. I did pump my tires regularly to the correct pressure but i guess i really travel too much and now it has worn out already. Ridden for less than a year only. Lucky for me, i can get that done in msia for less than $50 =D

My sister just got a wakeboard, its really nice and has glitters all over it. One day if i'm free and have the spare cash i might just go wakeboarding with you mel (: Gonna go back to watching CSI Miami now. Tata ~

First night shift tonight!

2010-03-19T13:31:00.002+08:00

Tonight is gonna be my first night shift ever!
1045pm to 730am tmr morning.
Hope i dun fall aslp man, suddenly ask me to work night shift.
Anw treetops is a fun place, i'm happy i was attached there instead of MCC and Zoo.

Treetops day 1

2010-03-15T01:00:00.002+08:00

In a few hours time will be my first day at Treetops,
Really hope that it'll be an enjoyable and fun filled experience.
I've worked at so many places before but dont know why i'm so stressed about my work tmr.
Day 1 is nothing much, just familiarizing with the environment,
getting to know the staff there and walk around the estate.
See wad happens tmr if got interesting stuff i'll update again (:

Counting down..

2010-03-14T14:24:00.000+08:00

Counting down: 5 months 22 days to class 2!

Jack Neo's Scandal

2010-03-13T17:24:00.003+08:00

Okay i know i just posted, but i just came across jack neo's press conference on youtube and i saw him crying. Nothing much to say about what he has done as i find that 99.9% of guys out there will cheat on their other half whenever there is a chance available.

But then i saw him crying and this caught my attention. I find that his tears are hard to believe. Any artiste, actors, actresses who cry in public or in front of the press seems hard to believe because they are trained to act, they are trained to cry, and they are good at it. So crying doesnt help gain the sympathy of the public, or at least me.

And 2 days ago marcus sebas and i went to msia together for supper. We had a really nice long chat, and i have to say, my family is screwed up man. Lets hope that my family members of my generation will not have any problems, ever.

Birthday Dinner

2010-03-13T16:15:00.002+08:00

So long never update blog, everyday hooked on to mahjong, tennis and CSI Miami.
I had a great time this year spending my birthday with my girlfriend, cousins and friends.
Fish foot spa, ala carte buffet on a ship, chit chat at barrage over japanese sake and poker cards.
Dinner at Melben Seafood, and the crab claw is better than the size of my palm.
Too much things to say, don't know where to start.
I shall post the pictures if i have time (:

Anw, good news for all! I finally finished all my subjects. LIKE FINALLY.
Now just have to complete my SIP which is no sweat for me.
Then i'm officially a graduate from TP! =D
This calls for a celebration man ^^

As the days pass, i find my girlfriend more and more attractive <3

Counting down to Class2

2010-02-08T11:11:00.001+08:00

Counting down 7 months to class 2!

Durain Fest in Geylang

2010-01-28T08:57:00.002+08:00

Regarding the previous post on pictures, it was all taken during my celebration with honeybear on xmas in 2009. The day was superb, lots of laughter and smiles, and we went to our favourite Japanese Restaurant to eat. We've decided to call it "our place" and never to share that location with anyone :p

Reason being, this jap restaurant is very different. It is truly authentic. When you step in, the decor is almost like a restaurant you'll see in Japan. The 5/6 waiters that we saw can speak jap, and all the kitchen staff can speak jap too. 9/10 customers are real Japanese and you see the way they laugh and joke and drink sake. omg, totally feels like i've been to Japan (i derived this feeling from watching japanese shows)

2 nights ago i went for durain fest with my gym friends and honeybear :) The durains is geylang are seriously overpriced man. But its quite good la, we had mao shan wang (mountain king cat) and some coconut juice. The taste was bitter with a tinge of sweetness in it. Ate all the way past midnight then rode home and sleep le. The next day my shit, my fart, my breath and everything about me smells like durain man. Tahan for one whole day and now finally over already. But my ahyi just bought durains so i guess i'm going for a round 2 this coming weekend.

Regarding my SIP, ytd went to interview at RCI Asia, and today at Singapore Flyer. This whole week i've been wearing formal everyday to work man. Mon tues got presentation, wed thurs got interview. ZZZ.. I know honeybear likes me to wear formal la, but i still prefer shorts and slippers. So comfy.. Hopefully got more SIP companies call me up cause i'm not really keen on RCI and Flyer.

Xmas 2009 with sweetheart

2010-01-27T11:06:00.000+08:00

Jay Lost Face

2010-01-27T10:57:00.002+08:00

The recent incident that occurred at my house.
Well, I gotta say.
He got owned, big time.
And I've decided not to reply anymore even though we all know there're still many things to debat about because the adults are as usual - Stubborn and unwilling to accept the fact that they are wrong. They are trying to hard to make it sound neutral and both parties are at fault.
Hope we still can have a Merry CNY this year (:

To melissa..

2010-01-25T00:05:00.001+08:00

To mel:

When a person holds up their negative feelings for too long,
They feel good after they let it all out in one go.
So, the trick here to counter what just happened,
Is to hold it in,
Wait for the right time,
Then strike it with silence (If you get what i mean.)
Like my msn nick:
All good things come to those who can wait.

(:

Incompetent

2010-01-11T20:11:00.002+08:00

When you're at work and someone else praises you "WELL DONE!" for your work,
Surely you'll feel great right?
But what if the person is incompetent as compared to you..

Wouldn't the praise be redundant and invalid?

My darling went to msia

2009-12-22T12:23:00.001+08:00

Darling went to msia to visit her hometown already.
These few days really super bored sia.
Just woke up and going out with sister and mum to celebrate sister's bday at plaza sing.
Then after that maybe go watch movie or smth ba.
Bro sebastian, if you see this post before today 9pm give me a call please~!

Battlestations

2009-12-07T18:46:00.002+08:00

I dont know if anyone reads my blog, but could readers out there do me a favor please?
Click on this link below and join me in battlestations.
Battlestations is an application game in facebook.
It is very fun because firstly, you cannot cheat.
There has been no cheat codes available for the past 25 months that i've been playing.
Secondly, this game is not like some stupid pet society that tells you to do brainless stuff like clicking and clicking and clicking without having to use your intelligence to play.
This game requires alot of strategy, thinking, calculating, and making plans for future improvements of your ship.

Basically, you control a ship and has 4 classes to choose from, like being a pirate, explorer, engineer and commander.
Then you can choose which ship you want. Each ship has different capacity, health points, weapon slots and speed.
So according to how you want to play your character, you buy different weapons for them and build the best ship you can think of!

Many people quit and stopped playing this game because it is too darn difficult.
But let me tell you, once you master the game, you will be hooked onto it and you will feel really accomplished.
So please, even if you're not interested, just click on the link below and add the application through MY REFERRAL. You can then leave the app as it is but please don't remove it afterwards.
Thanks in advance guys (: Hope you enjoy the game.

PS. Cousins reading this, please go add first. I want you in my team! You don't play nvm, just add i need more crew to do quests please!

Add Battlestations through ME! -> http://apps.facebook.com/battlestations/new.php?invite=khehBRYAN

Internship starting soon!

2009-12-04T18:38:00.002+08:00

My internship is starting next year 15th Mar to 30th Jul 2010
Now have to get my resume and CV ready
I just emailed Ivy and hopefully i can get the job at Vanda so that i can do more stuff and get more pay as well!
When I was writing my resume,
I somehow feel that something is lacking so i got a few resumes from my current company
Honestly, i don't see any good ones man
Close one eye my resume oso better than any of the resumes i've read so far
Need to find ppl like Marcus Lee or Xin Chyr or Calista to get a good resume to cross refer to man.
It's no wonder that people cant get jobs.
How to get jobs with such sucky resumes?!

BNM changing to Vanda Boxing

2009-11-13T15:47:00.002+08:00

The gym that i'm currently working for (Baan Nak Muay) has new management.
Vanda Boxing Club just took over,
And they're the ones who started White Collar Boxing in Singapore.
I'm still continuing to work for the new management,
but i'm not sure how things will turn out still yet.
Hopefully everything is fine ba,
If I can work morning shifts,
And end work earlier,
Then i can have more time to spend with darling and family le (:

One problem is that they might require me to wear sports attire to work O.O
Ohmygod..

Miss World all 84 delegates

2009-11-04T00:14:00.001+08:00

Rebel Photos

2009-11-03T22:02:00.005+08:00

BNM at Rebel

2009-10-31T10:47:00.002+08:00

Its amazing how some people who do not know each other can hate each other.
So much so to the extent that they can muster the courage to kill them?
Just like soldiers in war - They have not been offended by the other party but were just ordered to kill, so they listen and do exactly.
But on the other hand, strangers can become great friends too!
And I've witnessed this right at my very own gym BNM (:
5 groups of people with totally different occupation and background became close buddies and together, we went to Rebel as a BNM "thing" for the first time! =D

My lovely girlfriend was there too. And after we've been together for about 2 years, that night was the first time i went to a club with her! She doesn't club, and neither do I. And god, i have to say this - SHE CAN DANCE LIKE A HOT GIRL MAN! You know how guys lose the flame for their girlfriends after they're together for quite some time? Mine is a different case altogether i tell you. My sweetheart is constantly making me fall in love with her over and over again. That night was truly one hell of a night.

I don't have the photos now, will upload them tonight after tennis or tomorrow (:

Paranormal Activity

2009-10-29T18:51:00.000+08:00

"Paranormal Activity"

Genre:	Horror / Mystery / Thriller
Release:	2009 October
Rtg:	6.6/10 (4634 votes)

Star Wars Electone

2009-10-20T03:28:00.001+08:00

Star Wars Electone (Fucking Awesome!)

X Factor 2009

2009-09-28T11:03:00.002+08:00

Auditions 1 - Stacey Soloman

Auditions 1 - Danyl Johnson

Auditions 2 - Jamie Archer

Auditions 3 - Lucie Jones

Auditions 3 - Lloyd Daniels

Auditions 4 - Rikki Loney

Auditions 4 - Olly Murs

Auditions 5 - Ethan Boroian

Auditions 6 - Daniel Pearce

Auditions 6 - Amie Buck

Auditions 6 - Curtis Moore

Bootcamp 1 - Joseph McElderry

Bootcamp 1 - Lucie Jones

Bootcamp 2 - Olly Murs

Bootcamp 2 - Jamie Archer

Bootcamp 2 - Stacey Soloman

Bootcamp 2 - Danyl Johnson

Malay Language 101

2009-09-26T10:36:00.001+08:00

Have you always wanted to learn malay? Well, now here's your chance! With my new found chinese - malay intonation translation you can master malay in no time! lol have fun laughing ..

1) 杀毒

2) 毒鹅

3) 地个

4) 按吧

5) 你妈

6) 安南

7) 毒酒

8) 拉班

9) 升必然

10) 石埔路

Big: 不杀

Small: 割鸡

Die: 抹地

Eat: 马干

Wash: 猪鸡

Want: 猫

Don wan: 打猫

Pig/Hog: 吧比

Dog: 安静

Cat: 哭劲

Thank you: 带你妈去看戏

Fucking suay luck

2009-09-25T17:56:00.002+08:00

These few days duno why my luck fucking suay.
Ever since my dad came back,
Things have not been going smoothly.
Firstly my bike starts to have problems,
Went for full service and spent $200+
Then first day ride Marcus bike straight away piston jam,
Spent another $200+
Then today ride my bike halfway clutch cable break,
Spent another $50.
The more i try to save money when my pay comes in,
The more problems there are that leads to my money flowing out again.
Seriously fucking sian already.
If i just have the ability to find the person/god/whatever shit head that determines my fate,
I swear i will fucking smash the daylights out of it.
Hope things will get better from this moment on.

New IT Gadgets

2009-09-14T15:01:00.000+08:00

Some new IT products that's been added to my inventory list:

1. 320GB Seagate External HDD
2. 8GB Sony Thumbdrive
3. Vodaphone internet connection
4. Sepoms ink refill 250ml
5. Laptop cooler fan

Not bad man, feels quite shiok now i can backup my data already :p Anyway, recently my computer was attacked by Total Security 2009. Super hard to remove man. So guys, please watch out before opening any links given by your friends because they might be given by the virus itself. Even if the link says "xxxx.facebook.com or xxxxxx.jpg or xxxxxxx.msn.com" Make sure you ask your friend first!

So long since i've last posted photos, will do it once i get back my laptop (:

I pass my 2A

2009-09-09T12:36:00.001+08:00

As of yesterday 11am at BBDC,
I have officially passed my class 2A license!
Super happy man.
In the morning so nervous until i shit twice in a row.
After that i shivered so much i got 6 points for bike wobbling.
But still i managed to pass (:
One step closer to you my baby ~
R6 !!!

Ching Chang Chong Video

2009-08-20T18:09:00.000+08:00

What colour am I?

2009-08-13T20:00:00.001+08:00

I took this quiz on facebook that says what colour I am. Turns out i'm black! (:

" You are black! You are probably an introverted, indifferent sort of person. You aren't necessarily emo or really hateful, though you can be. You just aren't bubbly and happy all the time like yellows, oranges, and pinks. In fact, you probably have a hard time putting up with people who ARE happy all of the time. You are probably intelligent and artistic, and maybe a little bit of a loner. You do have friends, you just don't mind being alone. Gives you time to think. You are a little blunt, and you usually tell it like it is. You are classy, and simplicity goes a long way with you. You can be a little off-beat, your interests may not go with "the norm". As for your friends, you love them deeply. You may not have many close friends, but you choose them carefully. You are incredibly loyal to your friends, and they know they can count on you. You'd do just about anything for them, and they know it. You probably don't show your feelings so much, but you do have feelings. Deep ones, too. You feel things deeply, and you can be passionate - you just don't show it. Your sense of humor is probably a little dark, but you do love to laugh. You can be totally crazy when you open up, but you rarely do. You, in a nutshell: Classy, introverted, loyal, a bit of a loner, unique, edgy, deep, artistic, crazy (rarely), intelligent. BLACK! "

My sister is going to get a license!

2009-08-06T15:25:00.000+08:00

Great news people! My sister is finally going to get her 2B license once SSDC moves from Yio Chu Kang to Woodlands. After which i can hand her my bike and i go get a new bike (: Melissa gambatte!

By the way, i woke up this morning to this stunning haze around woodlands. I thought it was my eyes being blurry but after awhile i realise its really haze. Well, I guess indonesia is burning down their forests again, so please drink more water and stay indoors. Too much breathing in of this haze does your body no good yeah (:

Personality Test

2009-08-03T20:51:00.000+08:00

You are an EXPLORER / director

You are a skywalker. You love adventure, both intellectual and physical. And you greet new challenges with passion and bravery.

When you get interested in a project, you can become extremely focused on it, sometimes to the exclusion of all around you. You complete it carefully and thoroughly, often with great originality.

And because you have a lot of energy and tend to be enthusiastic about your ideas, inventions, and projects, you can be very persuasive.

You tend to like to collect things, experiences or ideas. And you are eager to make an impact on those around you, as well as the wider world.

Although you enjoy people and can be charming and humorous, you are not very interested in routine social engagements or boring people. You are comfortable being by yourself, pursuing your own interests.

People probably call you a non-conformist, an original. You like to have good conversations on important topics. People tend to admire you for your innovativeness. You make an exciting, though at times distant, companion.
Your Major and Minor Personality Types

* Your major personality type = Explorer
* Your minor personality type = Director

E
-Explorer - 27%
N
-Negotiator - 23%
B
-Builder - 24%
D
-Director - 26%

SupperClub!

2009-07-25T10:02:00.002+08:00

These few days have been hell for my dear,
She almost went crazy, brokedown, and luckily she didnt vanish into thin air.
I've been super busy with work,
Frustrated and feddup with sch, as always,
& finally tonight i'm going out,
SO LONG SINCE 1873 =x
kk boss is here, gtg, bye ~

I feel like dying..

2009-07-22T12:32:00.001+08:00

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP THAT I REALLY CAN BREAK DOWN RIGHT NOW. LIKE RIGHT NOW !!!

Transformers 2 OST - New Divide by Linkin Park

2009-06-27T17:25:00.002+08:00

Dirty Toilets ar BNM

2009-06-23T04:49:00.001+08:00

After working at BNM for so long,
You know what is the ONE THING that i seriously cannot stand?
That is the male changing room and toilet.
I totally cannot understand how da fuck men urine.
Being a male myself, i certainly do not see what is the difficulty in shooting and aiming right into the toilet bowl.
Can you just imagine looking at a cubicle with droplet of urine on the floor and you have nowhere to stand even if you tiptoe?
Can you imagine when you want to shit and the whole seat cover is filled with urine?
And whats worse is that you can find a branded underwear soaked in urine and discarded on the floor.
What crap is this man?! Seriously la..

AIM AT THE FUCKING TOILET BOWL YOU FAGS.

School Reopens

2009-06-22T02:16:00.002+08:00

After holiday-ing for so long,
My school has finally begun.
During my holidays, time spent with darling was great.
We did many wonderful things and taken many beautiful pictures.
Started working at Baan Nak Muay Gym,
Met up with friends that i've not seen for a long time,
Played lots of tennis and getting good at it,
Bought a new phone at a discounted rate,
and basically recharged my energy for school.

Now that school has begun,
I have to say i actually have many things undone.
An assignment due tues has yet to be completed,
& another one due wed that is confirm cannot be finished.
Ohwells .. Lets all pray hard =x

TP stop me for safety -.-!

2009-06-06T10:16:00.001+08:00

i got smth fucking ridiculous to tell you .
today i was on my way to work, and i'm already late .
when i exit stevens road then reach far east plaza i suddenly hear BEEP BEEP !
then i look arnd .. nobody tailgating me leh .
then i cont ..
then BEEP BEEP !

then i O.o what the fuck ? i oso not hogging lane or cutting lane or wadever .
then suddenly got a TP appear from my left .. BEEP BEEP !!
i jitao tio stun ..
he signal me to go left and stop .
then i stop already he ask for my IC and license .

then i thought i kenna fine for my visor or smth cos its tinted .
you guess what he say .
he say he is concerned abt my safety .
cos i wearing slippers .
and carrying a tennis racket .
and got an extra helmet i hang on my seat cos my box full .
he say likdat its not safe for me .

then i was like WHAT THE FUCK ?!
i'm already late for work and you still stop me for this kinda fucked up stuff .
then i thought will kenna fine or demerit points .
turn out there's nth .
he just wanna talk to me about how to ride safely .
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

in the end he wasted another 15mins of my time just by talking about how i should wear shoes and gloves .
and to put helmet inside box etc .
KNN . I SERIOUSLY BTH LEH .

to top things off, after he finish his lecture, he ask me wait . then he walk to the middle of the road and stop all the traffic then signal me to go out .
MACHUM I'M SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL OR SMTH LA KNN .
then he say likdat its safer for me to go out . wun kenna knocked down by cars .
i really think he last night work OT got nobody to catch then got nth to report today so DIE DIE have to try and find someone to copy their particulars .
wtf sia seriously ..
and this kinda things usually happen when you're late for work -.-!

Royce Chocolates!

2009-06-02T19:59:00.002+08:00

After working for a month at BNM Gym,
a customer just bought chocolates for me!!
Its a designer chocolate from Royce!!
They know i like almond so they bought almond royce chocolates for me (:
Super fortunate okay! Nobody else got it but me.
The wrapping is damn nice,
The bag that comes with it has got a nice perfume smell,
And i just google-ed Royce,
turned out it has been very famous already.
haha.. thank you Lydia and Mervyn :)

Its holiday season now!

2009-05-28T20:18:00.002+08:00

School has just started not long ago and suddenly its holiday already! =D
3 weeks of holiday doesnt make much of a difference actually cos i only have sch on tues and weds.
And during these 3 weeks doesnt mean that i have nothing to do man.
I have to quickly start on the project for my CDS.
Then finish up my 5000 words report for contemp issues.
Last but not least,
I have to work closely with steph to get our gaming project started.
The other groupmates all cmi man.
But cannot blame them also la,
Cos we know their pattern likdat but still purposely choose to group with them.
Ohwells..

The month of june .. What to expect?

Dream Interpretation

2009-05-17T14:30:00.001+08:00

Break-Up

To dream that you break up with your significant other, indicates that there is something in your life that you need to let go no matter how hard it may be.

To dream that you did not break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, suggests that you are still in denial about the break-up. Your mind many not have accepted the notion that the relationship is over.

Divorce
To dream that you are getting a divorce, indicates that you need to differentiate between things in your life and prioritize them. Perhaps you need to separate yourself from some issue or some aspect of yourself. Alternatively, the dream suggests that you have a fear of separation or fear of being alone. You may be unsatisfied with your present relationship.�

Divorce dreams may reflect real-life events and the stress that it brings. You may be wondering if you have made a mistake in some situation or decision Divorce dreams suggest a transitional phase or a time to change your old habits.

Source: http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/b3.htm

Malaysian Police Bribery

2009-05-16T02:00:00.002+08:00

The title of this post is: Malaysian Police Bribery

I've just checked my passport only to find out that for the past 6 months, i've traveled in and out of Malaysia a total of 124 times. Never have i ever encountered a Malaysian police who stopped me, never. Well, today i just got stopped by 1, not because i was speeding though, cause i made an illega U-Turn.

And guess what? I was not the one who initiated the method to solve this issue you know? He was hinting me that the offence carries a penalty of 300RM 300RM 300RM !!! He just kept repeating it over and over again. I know what he meant, but i wasn't really sure about bribing a police. Moreover, i don't have much cash with me.

Well, ended up i took out my wallet and "suggests" that i pay part of the fine first. He agreed with a smiley face. But to his horror, never did he expect that i only have RM18 with me! LOL !! So he was already very sad and disappointed with the amount of money that i have, but he thought, well RM18 is better than nothing.

Wait .. Thats not all .. I did not give him all the money because i still had to go for supper. So ended up i only bribed him with RM10 !! LOL !! Just look at how easy it is to handle this kinda stuff man. First time in my life, last time i ever want this to happen.

Experience rating: 8/10 =D

Started work at BNM

2009-05-15T01:49:00.002+08:00

My darling called me a few days ago and complained that my blog is really dead.
So here i am, updating again, this time not with screenshots of O2Mania,
but rather, with what is going on with my life.

I failed yet another module, and this time i'm super unlucky.
this particular module that i failed is only offered in semester2,
which means that i can only take it next semester,
which also means that my SIP will only come after that.
Which finally means that i have officially entered year 5.1 -.-!

So i only have school on tues from 8am-10am,
and weds from 9am-4pm.
First 2 weeks of school was okayyyyy..
But i've been slacking my ass off for the rest of the week.
Was looking around for a job, and considering working with Chonghui at Sentosa LUGE.
Luckily Sheena helped me tell my uncle that i was looking for a job,
So he called me to ask if i wanna work at his gym.
Of cos i said yes! Having a job is way better than slacking at home everyday doing nothing.

The gym is a Muay Thai gym, not those fitness gyms like California Fitness.
They offer a wide array of training packages catered specially for Muay Thai.
There is a washroom for you to shower,
2 competition size boxing rings,
2 plasma TVs, 1 LCD TV, 2 computers, 2 Nintendo Wii and lots of games to keep you entertained.
Overall its a really great place to work out and chill.
Work there is okay, but i'm like picking up the pieces of shit left over by the lazy bum before me.
So now everyday have to stay back after work till 10+ just to clear the things for the day,
Bot forgetting that i've yet to clear those dirt left by him.

Please at least visit this website: www.bnm.com.sg
See what we have to offer,
And come try out a session just for fun!
Trail session for students is only $5 for 90mins so why wait?!
Call me if you're interested okay?
Or drop me an email (:

Take care people,
and my sweet<3
~

V3 Passed!

2009-05-01T20:44:00.002+08:00

Alright, this is not very amazing because i didnt get a full combo but hey, its my first time passing it man. I dont know how i do it, but some of my fingers cramp already =p Next time i'll poast a full combo of this song, if possible. (:

Bride In Dream Full Combo

2009-05-01T20:34:00.001+08:00

This is seriously imba already. Bride In Dream Full Combo @ Normal Mode 11 stars xD
Max Combo: 902
Cool: 887
Good: 16
Bad: 0
Miss: 0
Score: 334490

It took me a million tries to get this right man. But still can improve. I wanna play till i have all cool and none good or bad or miss (:

Crazy Go Go Full Combo

2009-04-28T02:53:00.002+08:00

YES! Another full combo on O2Mania - Crazy GoGo! normal mode 11 stars.
Max combo: 750
Cool: 718
Good: 33
Bad: 0
Miss: 0
Score: 250950

Someone beat this? :P

Milk Chocolate Full Combo

2009-04-22T17:14:00.004+08:00

Yo man! Milk Chocolate Normal Mode 11stars on O2Mania. FULL COMBO YEAH!
Max combo: 959
Cool: 942
Good: 18
Bad: 0
Miss: 0
Score: 366000

Beat This! :P

About my darling's blog

2009-03-30T03:31:00.003+08:00

This post will be about my darling's blog.
Her blog is full of sadness,
One where a depressed person will commit suicide upon viewing.
Countless times have i asked her to post nicer stuff,
Like how i meet her for lunch,
How we talk walks in the park,
How we laugh and wrestle the hell out of each other,
How we sit on the swing and act like small little kids.
But nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..
It continues to be filled uncountable depressed moments in her life.

Compare that to my blog,
I may not be updating it that often,
But at least i could say that this is a happy blog isn't it?
Once in a while posting jokes, videos, gossips,
And once in a blue moon ranting about how life is being unfair to me.
Isn't it a much better place to live in? Darling?

Hinata's Confession

2009-03-12T17:46:00.001+08:00

Hinata confessed? LOL!!!

My Blog is DEAD

2009-03-07T00:19:00.000+08:00

I'm so lazy and out of ideas on what to type on my blog anymore. Come back in 6 months time (: Have a great evening ~

NS Fuck

2009-02-27T17:48:00.001+08:00

PS. For my own reference.

2008 1000cc Bike Test

2009-02-24T04:47:00.001+08:00

GST Offset Package

2009-02-15T22:41:00.002+08:00

The government is finally doing me some good deeds. (:

SMU Miss Battle Stations 2009

2009-02-05T22:02:00.003+08:00

SMU Miss Battle Stations 2009 (:

Superstitions - Mirrors

2009-01-16T01:48:00.000+08:00

Mirrors

Breaking a mirror can even make a skeptic shudder for a brief moment! The superstition is an old one and has managed to keep its strength over the years. In fact, many superstitions exist for mirrors but the particular beliefs centering around broken mirrors are the most common today.

Mirrors are thought to have two supernatural abilities:

They bring bad luck
The help tell the future

Before mirrors came along, any reflective surface was considered to be magical and credited with the ability to look into the future. In ancient mythology we can often find the gods and goddesses, as well as mere mortals, looking into the still water to catch a glimpse of their fate. The power of reflective surfaces to captivate and deceive are also featured strongly in such myths as Narcissus and Snow White. Reflective surfaces like shiny metals and mirrors were also used to receive messages from the gods.

Queen Elizabeth's court magician and well-known alchemist, John Dee, used a mirror for scrying. He has been credited with prophesying the plot to kill King James in 1605.

Because mirrors were thought to hold the key to the future, to break one was to shatter your own future. One of the techniques devised to reverse the bad luck was to bury all the pieces deep within the earth. Another superstition for breaking a mirror was that shortly thereafter a family member would die.

Other Mirror Superstitions:

To see your reflection in a mirror is to see your own soul, which is why a vampire, who are without a soul, have no reflection.
If a couple first catch sight of each other in a mirror, they will have a happy marriage.
If a mirror falls and breaks by itself, someone in the house will soon die.
Any mirrors in a room where someone has recently died, must be covered so that the dead person's soul does not get trapped behind the glass. Superstition has it that the Devil invented mirrors for this very purpose.
It is bad luck to see your face in a mirror when sitting by candlelight.
Before mirrors, in ancient societies, if you caught sight of your reflection or dreamt of it, you would soon die.
Someone seeing their reflection in a room where someone has recently died, will soon die themselves.
Babies should not look into a mirror for the first year of their lives.
Actors believe that it is bad luck to see their reflection while looking over the shoulder of another person.
To see an image of her future husband, a woman is told to eat an apple while sitting in front of a mirror and then brush her hair. An image of the man will appear behind her shoulder.

Random Posting

2009-01-12T07:55:00.000+08:00

P R O J E C T S .

$70 summon

2009-01-01T20:53:00.001+08:00

Knnbccb. First day of new year kenna summon. Fucked up government.

12 Days of Christmas Funny Songs

2008-12-19T04:52:00.002+08:00

I'm so fascinated with how people edit the song titled "12 Days of Christmas" and how they made fun of Christmas. Amazingly, some Christians are actually angry? O.O Who cares man? Here're some that i've found that really cracked me up. Must listen to the full song ok. Some of them is only funny at the last part. ENJOY =D
12 Indian Days of Xmas
12 Drugs of Xmas
Frosty the Pervert
I'm Dreaming of a White Woman
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Christmas Song
Last Christmas - Crazy Frog
12 Days of Xmas - The Rock
Janice Dickinson's 12 days of Christmas
Akatsuki- 12 Days of Christmas

Twilight with sweetheart <3

2008-12-19T03:48:00.002+08:00

Twilight! It was a good movie, despite the many negative comments that people give. Prolly because i watched it with my sweetheart, so during the movie whenever i don't understand something or want to find out what happens next, a pro is there to explain things to me. Hahaa

Darling's going back to Malaysia soon to visit her relatives so we're spending our Christmas earlier this season. The gifts she gave me was great (not suppose to say what she gave) and you can never imagine what kind of surprises i got. Till now whenever i think of it i still feel like laughing. =x

So my day started of like this: Darling came to my house to surprise me, then we went Heeren Fisn & Co. for lunch, then Cathay for Twilight, and took a slow bus home where we both napped like pigs and drool like hippos. Its been so long since we both spent a day like this together already. Thought after her exams we have more time, but my projs are piling up, plus she has to work. One word: Sian. ANYWAY, enjoy yourself in Malaysia honey, come back in one piece please (:

How sex starts!

2008-12-08T01:39:00.001+08:00

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARYï»¿ BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
September 6, 2008 2:15 AM
Anonymous said...

How sex starts

...a smile leads to a laugh....

...a laugh leads to a high 5...

...a high 5 leads to a hug...

...a hug leads to a kiss...

...a kiss leads 2 makeout...

...a makeout leads 2 finger...

...a finger leads to a hand...

...a hand leads to a lick...

...a lick leads to a suck...

...a suck leads 2 a fuck....

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math...

...u add the bed...

..subtract the clothes...

...divide the legs...

...leave your solution...

...and pray you dont multiply..

post this right after u read it,...

something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow...

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.

If you post this on 5 vids in 15 mins, your safe!!!!

I sunk Fury Fort on Battlestations!

2008-12-07T16:33:00.000+08:00

--Jade Archipelago Harbour--

Time ago	News
1min 22s	Captains from CREED sunk the Suikoden Fort for 10 points!
1min 44s	Ni! Fortress has been salvaged by Vincent Chan!
3min 51s	CREED Fortress has been salvaged by Taj Phitakraxanti!
8min 2s	khehBRYAN(SMU) sunk the Fury Fort for 10 points!
13min 23s	Captains from SMU sunk the -=W.A.R=- Fort for 10 points!
15min 47s	SMU Fortress has been salvaged by Lee Yeow Leong!
22min 2s	Fury Fortress has been salvaged by Carlos Espinoza!
34min 9s	saiHa(-=W.A.R=-) sunk the Blitz Fort for 10 points!
36min 3s	CJ Caccam 1(Blitz) sunk the ACSIAN Fort for 10 points!
37min 3s	-=W.A.R=- Fortress has been salvaged by sEpuLchEr!

Yamaha X1

2008-12-05T02:21:00.002+08:00

Well, seems like i'm updating less these few days, been visiting my own blog everyday and i never fail to laugh at the video of my friends and i. As usual, i've been missing school, and missing Miss Quah's lessons, not that i want to, but 9am lessons is simply too difficult for me to wake up. Blame me, blame it on my lack of perseverance, there's nth i can do. The time now is 223am, quite lazy to write long sentences so i'll just post one liners.

Been up to no good these few days.
Aircon is still not very cold.
Going to do facial at Bonafides tmr with my darling.
Looking for a job desperately.
Projects so far so good.
Miss Chin and those who went to Maldives, but i heard they're not quite well there although they seem to be.
Quite tied up on cash these few weeks, or months even.
Cutting down on smoking already.
Totally never drink for 2 weeks.
Lastly, i'm starting to suffer from insomnia. Takes me an hour or so to fall aslp nowadays, dont know why.

Take care dudes, those in Maldives. Dun get eaten by the tunas. (:

Elf Video

2008-11-27T02:59:00.002+08:00

I saw this video of darling and her friends made by Nasri so i thought i tried one too! This is damn hilarious i tell you. haha. Hope you guys like it yeah! (:

PS. I can only include 5 people and i picked 5 people at RANDOM and i have their photos. Please don't be mad if you're my good friend but i didn't include you okay! Don't so small air! I'll create more as i slowly find your photos alright! (:

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Chin gonna call me from Maldives!

2008-11-24T01:43:00.002+08:00

Just chatted with Chin online and he says he's gonna call me from Maldives! haha =D I've checked with Starhub already, my digital voice has free incoming overseas calls as well! So damn cool right?! Anw, here's a convo by us, you all take a good look at what kinda person chin is. =p SE LANG! ZAO AH!

[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
lol
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
eh
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
my japanese chef noes how to play mj also
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
when he come singapore we muz set aside 1 night for him lei
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
hahahahhaa
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
what has YOUR chef got to do with ME ?
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
lol
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
ok lor
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
up to u
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
we play with him $10/$20 ok ?
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
i jio chong and reg
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
lol
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
in YEN .
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
u sure lose
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
xD
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
Y$10/Y$20
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
lose oso nvm .
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
haha
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
HEH
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
lmao
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
puke blood sia
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
hahahaha
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
see u ltr
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
O.O
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
arent you gonna call me ?
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
ltr
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
i go find gal first
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
hahaha
[c=29]~(Ch!N)~[/c] [i][c=48]SiaNsaTioN[/c][/i] says:
x=
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
ccb .
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
always find girl .
All Good Things Come To Those Who Can Wait says:
i save this convo and post on my blog later .

Beach Cabana

2008-11-12T22:40:00.007+08:00

More outdated pictures here! Beach Cabana with the slackerz and 2 ah-bu-neh-neh ->

That day was quite funny. Firstly, we're suppose to meet up at arnd 9pm. But everyone was late except for aloy and krish. So the 2 of them went to play pool first then when chin and i reach we went to find a pub and finally settled down at Beach Cabana. Steph and Mel came at a later time and it was like "eh we faster order then pay the bill. they come late they open another bottle themselves" HAHA! damn funny, but of cos we didnt do that la. So after that everyone got tipsy and went to krish hse where they start hugging each other on the bed. Of cos, being the good boy i am here, i'm just a photographer xD Dinesh tried to fuck me on the sofa though, damn you indian (no offence, only referring to my friend) =p

Overdue pictures (Singapore Flyer)

2008-11-10T03:08:00.007+08:00

Some super overdue pictures: Singapore Flyer with family

Ajisen Ramen

2008-11-06T13:40:00.002+08:00

Ytd was so great, MyJia treat me to Ajisen Ramen at cwp, first time ever okay! She always never pay for her own food de =x OOPS! haha but yah ytd she just suddenly decided to treat me to eat, so lovely can my darling (:

School is starting to get hectic already. Got so much things to do, 2 individual assignments, the fest events i dun even know which festival i wanna attend, and all the projects are due in either end of dec or beginning of jan. Damn sian. Plus ah, i attended all lessons so far EXCEPT for BESE cos its a 9am lesson. To make things worse, Quah Siok Sim is my tutor can! omggg.. Next week i confirm gonna get some scolding from her already i swear.

I've added 2 links at the side for my own reference, you all need not click on them and even if you do you wun be able to know wad is going on. For this semester, i might be posting some random irrelevant shit on my blog like my research data and stuff cos i've decided not to use a thumbdrive anymore. It's always giving me problems, and i certainly do not want the past incident (my thumb drive crashed) to happen again you get wad i mean? (:

So my darling is now studying at Coffeebean, AGAIN, and i'm in lab 1 waiting for TTB to start. So many subjects, so much work, so little time! asalways..

NEL CHAN !!!

2008-11-01T03:42:00.001+08:00

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I really have to post this video man. It is my favourite bleach episode so far. Know why? NEL CHAN IS SO-GOD-DAMN-HOTTTTT!!!!! Must watch must watch !!! I love NEL CHAN !!!

Is It Real?

2008-10-16T23:04:00.002+08:00

When you are faced with a problem and you have many solutions to it, pick the one that requires the least amount of effort to execute. Pick the one that has the least "What if(s)" UNTIL a concrete and definite evidence or reason comes your way that says STOP! this is the wrong solution, pick another one.

There are many religions out there that carries different values and beliefs, but are they really different? Or are they actually the same, but interpreted differently?

Science proves that we humans morphed from an ape, walked on 4 and eventually walked on 2. Whereas religion says that we humans are made by gods, or in the case of Christianity, God. Well, here is a possibility that i want to reveal to people out there who are devoted worshipers of God, and in my opinion, stupidly giving their hard earned money away to religious organizations every week. Have you ever thought that ALIENS do exists? I know this sounds irrational and illogical, but who is to say that aliens have not been to earth? Who is to say that God does exist? Are we just going to pound everything on that simple word - FAITH? Or is it just a word we humans create, as an excuse for people to believe in what they want us to believe. Here's my part of the story that i currently choose to believe in.

6000 years ago, electricity already existed. In the dark alleys of pyramids in Egypt, scientists have found carvings on walls showing that the people were carrying a long huge tube that showed similar resemblance to that of a light bulb. And they did find containers that were capable of producing electricity of about half a volt. We may be thinking, what can half a volt do? But what we should really be thinking is, why do they need half a volt for? How were the Egyptians able to carve writings on the walls without lights? Some say they used a fire torch, some say they used lamps. But evidence shows that there is no sign of burn fuel residue or burn particles in the surrounding air that was present 6000 years ago at the point in time where the carvings were made. If then, how were they able to do so much in pitch darkness? Could it be light bulbs?

There are many other examples and questions that can be asked like how did the ancient people really build a pyramid? How were they able to use such simple tools to make something so big and huge? Did they receive help from some other sources? A theory goes like this: Aliens descended to Earth 6000 years ago and they grew found of the things they found on Earth. They see the pathetic state that we are in, and decided to help us, by bringing us to the next level of evolution. Thus, from the 4 legs that we had, they mated with us, and then mated with our offspring, and mated with the offspring of our offspring, and EVENTUALLY you get us, they current state that we are in, the human species. All our knowledge, all our abilities to think, to analyze, predict, assume, believe, all our emotions, are combination of a mere ape and an extraterrestrial. As ridiculous as this may sound, it MAY be true.

Aliens visit Earth once in awhile, for some reasons that are still unknown and has yet to be assumed why, mate with us and made use of us for their own benefit. They used us to build structures like the pyramids for them to land their spaceships on and do not be surprised, that they are actually very fond of gold. That is why you see that gold seems to be the object that our ancestors use to offer to the gods, which is actually the aliens. But then we may also wonder, why do we need to pray to them? Why are we worshiping them and believing in them? For what reason? Another theory explains that the aliens come in very small numbers. With such small numbers, they are unable to accomplish much, UNLESS we help them. Therefore, because they mate with our ancestors, and then take care of us for some period of time, we naturally grow to like them and do as we are told.

Did you know that if you combine all the Pyramids in Egypt together, part of it is in the exact position as the planets in the solar system? You start counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.. All their positions, angles, distances, are in exact scale to the 9 planets that we know of in the solar system. Assuming that yeah maybe our ancestors 6000 years ago had the strength to move huge boulders across long distances, and that is how we get our pyramid today. But then again, which such low level of technology at that point in time, how were they able to build these pyramids in such exact locations as to look like the 9 planets? Well, the aliens told them to do so. But then again, you count the pyramids, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! 11! 12! and there's more? How do we explain that? Could it be that there are more than 9 planets in our solar system? Could it be that our solar system is actually considered as a "planet" and that there are 8 other solar systems out there, each consisting of 9 planets that make up another solar system? Which is why there are more than 9 pyramids? What would we get if NASA tried following the pyramids and venture off into space towards the direction of the 10th pyramid. Will we get a 10th planet? Who knows?

You guys know about the big spider and big condor in Peru? (I'll post a pic later.) How were our ancestors able to draw such huge diagram with mere simple tools? A scientist once tried to draw an identical picture using purely a compass, white powder, strings and some nails (which were the simplest tools that were available 650 years ago.) He could not get the diagram right the first few times, no matter how accurately he measured and drew. Finally, after much practices, he got the diagram right, the lines were straight, the curves were curved. He proved that those pictures can be drawn with simple tools, but years later, another man proved him wrong. If you look at the diagrams in Peru carefully, the lines are not really THAT straight, and the spider is not actually symmetrical. How can it not be symmetrical and how can the lines not be straight if they had used tools to guide them? Or did an UFO actually hover over that area shining a picture down to guide our ancestors to draw it? If so, why did our ancestors draw those diagrams? Maybe they drew it to attract the attention of the aliens hoping that they will return to earth? Who knows?

Let's assume that Jesus do exist, and his wonders and miracles are true. Could he be just the lucky one that is one level of evolution higher than us? Could it be that the aliens knew where and when to stop mating with us so that we are not morphed into such powerful creatures that will in turn dominate them, but there is one lustful and desperate alien that could not resist himself and mate once more with his offspring? And because we did not see and were not told of how aliens mate, who knows that maybe penis and vagina penetration is not what they do? Perhaps they have some ability that puts us to sleep and magically get our women pregnant by injecting some form of fluid into our body? Which explains why the bible said talked about virgin mary, which may not be a virgin just because joseph did not see it and mary did not feel it happening at all.

You know, perhaps aliens really did come to Earth and created humans by mating with apes and the offsprings. Then made use of us to create Pyramids as their place of gathering (you do know that some names of pyramids are translated to be a place of gathering for the gods), a place for them to land their spaceships, and to manupilate us to dig for gold for them so that they can bring back to their planet for god knows what reason. And when they're done collecting enough gold, they go back to where they came from and never come back again. And during the time that they care here on Earth, they had to make us believe in them and worship them like they're our gods. And when they're gone, the people find no reason to linger around Egypt anymore and thus scattered all over the Earth, creating many other civilizations, inventing their own language and cultures to their liking. Some other religions may come from other alien landing sites which belonged to some other groups of aliens with another different set of beliefs. All our knowledge and wisdom, our evolution, our current stage of development and level of technology, we owe them to the ETs. Again, as rediculous and illogical as this may sound, it MAY be true!

Currently i choose to believe in this theory, rather than listen to some money sucking pastors telling you to thithe faithfully, until a concrete or definite evidence or reason that tells me no, that is not true. Which in this case, can only be God coming to Earth himself telling me that he exists, OR the aliens coming to Earth themselves telling me that they did not come to Earth 6000 years ago.

My New Blog Skin

2008-10-13T18:37:00.002+08:00

Whoo~ Holidays are almost over already. Decided to change my blogskin before school starts, hoping that this will really create a new chapter, for a new start, a new beginning. When school starts, it'll also be the dreadful days of A levels for Pepper. She seems so afraid of the exams and lack the confidence in herself. And i always think to myself, how badly can the top student of IJC do? (she'll kill me for saying this but i still wanna say it!) Have faith darling, you will do well (:

It's been about a month since my house is just left with my sister and I, and it has never been more peaceful and better than the days i'm enjoying at home now. I no longer need find excuses to stay out so that i don't have to come home to a moody gloomy environment. When i have time, i choose to stay home nowadays, play mahjong, watch tv, cook dinner for myself, sometimes Pepper will pop by for a visit, how great is this man?

Anyway, as my screen is a 22" widescreen flatpanel, the pages i view may be quite different from some others, so please give me feedback if there are things that are not viewable on my new blogskin alright? Sebas is helping me out when i have problems with it so i guess it should turn out just fine. For those having their intership now, PERSERVERE! For those who're enjoying holidays or have nothing to do, CALL ME FOR MAHJONG!

SunTan sex video

2008-09-27T07:07:00.002+08:00

When i got home last night i was feeling really tired and sleepy, as much as i wanted to watch naruto, i had to get some sleep first. I thought i could slp all the way but i woke up arnd 3am feeling really hungry. Called sebastian to go for some ass pounding BCM (if you guys can guess what this shit is haha) and then we were talking so much crapped that really brightened my day. He also introduced to me the most recent sex topic in singapore - Sun Tan.

At first when he mentioned the name i didnt really catch it cause i couldnt get what it meant. Until i reached home and he sent me the link so i went to take a GOOD LOOK at wth is going on in Singapore that i have yet to come to know about (i think i'm really noob cos this topic has been going on for weeks already! goes to show that i really need to cultivate the habit of reading a black and white, A1 sized paper consisting of boring paragraghs of words in Times New Roman, which in the end leaves ink stains on your fingers as you flip through the papers.) When i saw the name Sun Tan, i was thinking, why TAN? Why not Sun Yan Zi or Pastor Sun from City Harvest man? lol i mean, it would really be much more interesting and creating an even bigger uproar if it were to be them right? Perhaps they do have sex tapes you know, but yet to be leaked out, YET. haha

It appears that the ex-bf hacked into suntan's email and used her account to post the pictures to different websites to circulate them round the net. And then the same email account was used to ask those websites to remove the vids, pics and posts. contradicting right? Haha this is why those websites are feeling abit giddy from all the pushing arnd by that email account. HOWEVER, non of them has removed it yet. I mean, who in the right frame of mind would remove posts, pics, and vids that are so popular and brings readers to your websites? It would be stupid to do so.

You guys can try to search for the videos yourselves cause i'm not gonna continue circulating them. The most i can do is to mention about it to create more awareness. =x Suntan is below average looking, not horrendous though. Her body is quite tanned and overall i would say it isnt really that interesting. Its those kinda vids whereby you wanna view it cause its the hot topic at the moment and you feel that you lose out if you dont see. But after you see it you wont wanna view it again. As compared to Tammy's videos, they're arnd the same - BORING.

Nai Nai birthday and Singapore Flyer

2008-09-26T05:28:00.005+08:00

A few weeks back it was my granny's birthday, all the family members gathered together to celebrate for her. Took many pictures but all in Carynn's cam and she haven send me -.-! Anw here's wad i got ~

And last weekend Sheena invited us to the Singapore Flyer cos she has free tickets from Sony Ericsson (: The ride was okay bah, nothing much to see when you already know wads arnd you. But when i put myself in the shoes of the visitors i can understand they MIGHT feel excited and happy bah. What is more exciting and "shuang" is the period of time before the ride. Know why? Haha. We had 1 whole cabin all to ourselves. We see everyone else queueing up and waiting for at least 30mins for the ride BUT we took the VIP path and walked straight in to the ride. lol quite funny. And that marcus ah.. Candice Candice i tot who.. Chey yuan lai shi ta. lol =x And once again, Sheena and Carynn nvr send the photos over. zzz

Wa sian ..

Gan Sian .. Why every pic oso got him -.-!

Before boarding the ride

My Nai Nai

View of Marina side

View of F1 track

Another angle of F1 track

Our Ritz Carlton and Millenia walk

Find Esplanade!

Sebas play play play

Play somemore la!

Whoa got 2 loving couples in the glass ><

She forever only got 1 type of smile leh.

See I told you right?

Pictures of COMEX and Brewerks

2008-09-26T04:18:00.009+08:00

Look at all the LG staff! =D

Got Peggy no need Wendy already haha

Our wonderful LG booth

The three big bosses!

SEBASTIAN!

The AhBeng really helped us alot. If not for him we last day no need go home already.

After Sentosa .. to Brewerks ..

My camera sucks

You see Lyndy now .. And you see her later in the last pic ..

15mins after drinking .. They high already -.-!

YO my KungFu Panda ^^

ChongHui - 23year old girl with MOLE

AWESOME! darling right? ^^

You all ownself see wads on the table hor, i dun wanna say much.

COMEX and Brewerks

2008-09-04T14:56:00.003+08:00

COMEX 2008
The most recent it fair was held at Suntec Convention Centre
Same as the last time, Sebas and i were in charge of the redemption booth
It was really great to be able to work with him cause when the 2 of us get tgt its nvr boring!
Luckily khor changed the other person in the booth from Wendy to Peggy.
Peggy is quite good, unlike Wendy,
She nvr makes any mistake in redemption stuff,
She will report for work on time, or earlier!
She will help you buy food and drinks when requested,
Most imptly, she is nice to bully!
Haha sebas said she sings very well, i agree to that too (:

Then there was 2 flyer distributor guys,
The most hardworking that i've ever seen till now.
Usually ppl take some flyers to distribute, then after that slack.
BUT these 2 guys take flyers after flyers after flyers,
And everytime i go check on them, they are there giving out flyers.
Plus the 'engineers' as well. Report to work early, go home late, get low pay -.-!
Where to find these kinda workers man? haha

I met yicheng and liangzhi at the show too,
They were working for Compaq.
Catch up with each other for a little while den went back to work already.

Sentosa
Ytd went to Sentosa with Sebas and his friends (Senifer, blin, chua, jessica, another girl)
And my friends (XinChyr, Lyndy, Regine, ChongHui)
Intended to suntan but there was no sun!
Why is this always happening to me man?
Instead we played captain's ball and vball tgt.
Had loads of fun, senifer was like a thousand hand buddha,
Able to block any ball that comes,
And Lyndy got so upset cos she couldnt catch any balls.
Haha super funny.
After that we went Food Republic to eat,
Then meet Chin and went Clarke Quay Brewerks for a drink.
Had 1 tower of IPA and 1 jug Sex on The Beach.
Didn't manage to finish all cause IPA was really disgusting.
Lyndy puked all over the table while we went to liang court mac to buy supper.
Damn funny la, she got drunk after half a cup,
Her face was .. .. .. nvm .. haha
We should hang out like this more often man,
Even when SIP starts (:
Oh ya forgot to mention,
We had a mahjong game that day,
Regine won $43!!! Urghh.. I won $20 and Chin practically left $6 in his drawer.
lol damn funny la ><
I'll upload the pictures later (:

Frank Tichelli - Blue Shades

2008-08-29T01:58:00.000+08:00

Blue Shades - Frank Ticheli

First day of COMEX 2008

2008-08-28T20:07:00.002+08:00

Guess why am i blogging now?
Simply because i'm too bored!
I'm working at COMEX 2008 for LG Redemption booth.
As everyone knows, COMEX is very huge.
It practically covers all 6 levels of Suntec Singapore,
And just now when i went for my 'break' at the loading bay,
Guess who i saw?
My uncle Jay -.-!
The whole show so big and its such a coincidence that i saw him?!?!
Haha anw he didnt say anything much,
Came to my booth to get some free shirts and offered to send Sebas and I home.
But cant cause we have to take stock till quite late.

Its always fun to work at IT Shows,
No matter how tired I may become.
All the laughter and jokes and crappy stuff that Sebas and I say to each other will just make you laugh your ass off.
Some of them are so lame you prolly won't even understand.
And some people think they can mess around with the Kheh brothers by putting a spy?
Haha it doesn't work this way dude.

All the best for every booth at COMEX 2008!!! (:

3.2 Examination (:

2008-08-27T02:24:00.002+08:00

Wow it's been so long since i last posted already ((:
My life revolves round my pepper nowadays,
Meet her, sleep during the day, eat at wee hours in the morning,
Unhealthy lifestyle i know =p
But she like what!

Now is my semester 3.2 exam already.
That day went to Chin's house to study OptsFnB but as usual couldnt get my ass down to study
So wad happen was i learn how to solve a Rubik's cube!
Guess how long i took?
2 HOURS!! haha my pepper is proud of me right? ^^

This coming COMEX i'll be working again,
Tending to the LG Redemption Booth.
Boss tried to cheat sebas and my money,
Ask him how much the pay he say same $60.
He might as well ask someone else to work for him if he's only gonne pay $60.

Tmr meeting Chin for buffet lunch den study DPD,
After this i should be going to slp already bah.
Good luck for your paper tmr pepper (:
You sleep tight and rest well okay.
Get your air-con repaired soon!

tata~
xoxo gelboy xD

A Nation Under Lee

2008-08-14T02:21:00.003+08:00

Video: A Nation Under Lee

I hope you guys will spend some time watching this video. As most of us are reaching the age to be eligible to vote now, i feel that we need to be more politically aware of the things and events that are ongoing around us. Do not just rely on local news, cross-refer with international sources and listen to the views from other countries.

I believe all of us have dreams, dreams of becoming rich and leading a enjoyable life. In actual fact, it is not that our dreams are far away, they are being pulled further away from us by the high taxes, unjust laws that have been put in place, and all the underhand methods that the Singapore government have taken to ensure that they have total control over Singapore. You see how the chain reaction goes? 1. Singapore govt lay down unjust laws to protect themselves -> 2. These laws remove their opposition parties and instill a sense of fear in citizens so that they may not resent -> 3. They practice Media Monopoly which greatly make use of it to broadcast PAP -> 4. Continues to create laws to make protests (peaceful ones) almost impossible -> 5. Government sits on their throne waiting for money each month at the expense of its citizens -> 6. This will continue if we do not make the effort to stand up for yourselves.

In short, if you want a good life, ~~PAP!~~

080808 - My Love

2008-08-09T18:08:00.001+08:00

Technically its 8 years
Non - Officially its 8 months
Now,
Officially,
Its 080808 0808hrs <3
Love you baby (:

Gotan Project - Santa Maria

2008-07-31T14:05:00.001+08:00

Santa Maria - Gotan Project

Reminder for myself

2008-07-23T00:05:00.002+08:00

Here's a REMINDER for myself

1. This week have to complete all peer appraisals
2. Lodging Test is next week
3. Accounts Test also next week
4. There's DPD interview and presentation
5. BESE Test is also next week
6. Exam timetable is out, have to check to see
7. Ok, there's more but i forgot already. Will update again. For the time being pls complete the above!

So bored outside LT21

2008-07-18T17:42:00.000+08:00

Today my group was awarded the best group for presentation for BESE =D
The teacher rewarded us with Toblerone! The dark choco one, so nice!
Then met Steph and Krish for lunch at mensa2 and went to sgpools to collect my winnings
Last min chin told me to wait for him cos he wanna go town watch Red Cliff
I have no idea what that show is about
My eyes are quite tired and i feel sleepy
And lastly i actually wanna go home to watch TV (duno when was the last time i sat down to watch TV man)
ohwells ~

Bryan BIA

2008-07-13T03:24:00.002+08:00

For the past few weeks i've been MIA i know
Got scolded by CHS and QSS until jialat jialat
Bet soccer lost some money
But luckily just now play mahjong got win back (:
"The weather is still very bad these few days, i dont think it'll be good anyways"
Darling slp tight, rmb to apply your watermelon frost k.
Goodnights everyone!!

PS. Its durain season now, lets eat till our throat die!

My fucked up dad

2008-07-07T16:29:00.002+08:00

As much as i love you
There's no deny to the fact that deep down i hate you
I hate that i have someone like you
I hate your on off attitude
Mel is right, the usual routine
She says she can get used to it
But i cannot get used to it, i dont think i ever will
It is just a matter of time before i'll leave you for good
Just pack up and leave
Get the hell out of your sight, or should i say you get the hell out of my sight
You lay down rules as if you own me
But have you been treating me like you're suppose to?
Here's a fact that you have to bloody get it into your head:
You don't own this house
You don't think that just because you are the one staying here you have total ownership
If you are really that great, then buy it over
If you cant buy it over then sign the bloody papers and let things move on
Dont carry on dragging and dragging and make life hard for everyone else
Dont act as if this whole house belongs to you and tell me i can bring home or who i cant
Because this house does not belong to you only

Ppl from the other side is so biased against me
They just dont like me from the start
And yet they're giving excuses like i'm always naughty and up to no good
I only bring trouble and trouble and more trouble to the family
So they dote on my sister more than me
The reason being the other family dote on me more than my sister
BUT in actual fact, they dote on me more is because they can see the drastic difference in treatment between me and her
They treat me nicer because i do not receive love from the other side
They always remember my wrongdoings
And never acknowledge the things that i've done well
I do well for my PSLE they keep quiet
I do well for my O levels they keep quiet
I drop out of sch once and it seemed like the greatest disaster has happened on earth
Mel got into Simei ITE sports mgt, WOW that is such a good course!
The times where i brought laughter to everyone, forgotten
I told my grandma to wash her feet cos my ahma just mopped the floor
I'm being rude, and this is the hottest topic of the millennium

And then comes new family members
Those who can walk into the house w/o greeting ppl but everyone is fine with it
They find it amusing that he doesnt greet
"Go and call ahma.. Thats what they say"
When i was that age, i walk in dont call, here's what i get:
"Eh come in no need call people ISIT!"
I play marbles or balls in the house, cannot
Got scolded because i'm disturbing the neighbours
But you can go kick the doors to show off your muay thai skills
Yeah thats great man! That's like the most wonderful thing you can ever do to amuse everyone
No, that isnt disturbing at all
How can that loud banging noise be disturbing to other people?

There're so many things that we as children keep quiet about
But that doesnt mean that you can push us around like we're some dogs
We don't have to tolerate with all your moodswings and attitude
In actual fact, there is no such law as to we are obliged to listen to you
Sometimes i dont even know where to put my face when i tell people abt my family history
You think it reflects well on us that we have to let other people know,
Know that oh that one divorced, that one divorced, that one also, actually all are either divorced or not married
You think its nice? You think it reflects well on us?
Have you ever thought about the shame you brought us,
The shame that we as the next generation have to carry for all you senseless jerks
Some of you cannot even get along well with your own family members
And yet you always like to poke your nose into other ppl's business
You cant even spend half a year with your own kids w/o quarrelling with them
But yet you have the time to reprimand on other ppl children
On what they should do and what they should not

You people act like you know everything about life
You keep telling us not to think that we know everything
And yet you're doing otherwise
You cant even set your own morals and attitude right
You cant even accept new family members
The kind of eyes you use to set upon those whom you think is not the original family member
And those hypocritical greetings you use
Yet deep down you keep deceiving yourself that its ok
You want to accept them
And i've had enough of you telling other people not to be like me
I've had enough of all your "Dont be like Bryan" bullshit
Why don't i hear you people say "Dont be like us?"
Choose your other half wisely and dont end up like us getting divorced
Why dont i hear you say that?

If i had knew i have such a family
I'd rather choose to be born in the streets
Where i didnt know who my family was
I'd rather be picked up by some thrash man and pick thrash for a living
At least i dont have to tolerate all these fucked up nonsense
Its just a matter of time before i really blow up
Dont push your luck too far

2008-07-02T03:04:00.002+08:00

THE MERIDIIST
First communication device by TAG Heuer
See already oso steam
This can be my dream phone one day

Vertu? Wads that?
Junk put in dustbin please.

Your days here are numbered

2008-07-01T02:05:00.002+08:00

Sometimes you look at other people and think you are fortunate,
when in actual fact your life sucks even more than theirs.
Sometimes when you think you know everything very well,
when in actual fact you know nothing at all.
July 1: Yet another typical day.
When you've already had your life planned out for you,
people just keeps coming in to destroy your path,
to create unnecessary obstacles or detours for you.
There's no word in this world that can be used to describe these kind of people
No word strong enough to describe how insensitive/immature/irresponsible
Or should I say, no word yet.
Lets create one shall we?

PC Show and HuiLin's Wedding

2008-06-25T00:08:00.003+08:00

PC Show 2008 just ended. This time didn't work as a promoter but as the person-in-charge for LG Redemption booth tgt with Sebas (: We did a lot of funny stuff, mean stuff, and WRONG stuff too =x But we both enjoyed it very much didn't we? Haha look at sebas and his funny pose in the booth!

Huilin just had her wedding celebration this week though she got married 5 years ago. And there's a picture which i took with my mum (: Didn't take much photos at the wedding cause i didn't sleep the night before and was super tired.

Now have to do DPD ppt on Egypt and i swear it's killing me already okay. Grr!!!

Krishan Birthday Party

2008-06-07T16:33:00.003+08:00

Yay darling is coming back in 7hours and 30mins!!!
Finally after such a long wait i'll be able to see her (:
So recently celebrated Krishan's birthday at East Coast
Early in the night ask us to drink already
Then RenShan said smth like ask me to eat her backside O.o
Aaron got drunk pretty early
So did wenjun and and ruiyin had to send her some early
Chin was another ass, drink until so high
Poured vodka into my nose -.-!
Krish oso quite drunk
Pour vodka like plain water
When i was fast asleep lots of funny things happened
Dinesh had a ripe mango between his legs
Oh man oh man .. There're just too many things to say
Lets just look at the pictures ->

Krishan's Birthday Party 2008

I missed the FHM party at St James! URGHH

2008-06-01T02:09:00.002+08:00

WHAT THE FUCK DUDES! =>

Dear Bryan Kheh,

Thank you for your RSVP!

Here’s an invite for you and a friend to come to The Fetish Finals!

Terms & Conditions:

1) This invite admits TWO ONLY

2) This invite is STRICTLY non-transferrable

3) Entry is STRICTLY by invitation only

4) Only the above mentioned person in this email is able to register at the door

5) Names not found on our guestlist will be refused entry

6) Cameras are prohibited at the event

Please bring along a printed copy of this email to gain entry and exchange for your beer vouchers (while stock lasts). Registration begins at 7:30pm.

Staff of MediaCorp Pte Ltd (Publishing) reserves the right to refuse entry at the door if any terms and conditions stated above are not followed.

See you on Friday!

Cheers,

FHM

I used my other email account to send rsvp at FHM for tickets to St James for the GND2008 party and i totally forgot to check my other email!? How retarded can i get?!?!! I missed the party!? BRYAN YOU SUCK!

2008-05-31T11:54:00.002+08:00

Oh goodness, everything feels so different today
Wake up and there're no msgs on my phone
Got this habit of calling but you're not there to pick up
Plus the rainy weather makes everything so emotional
Its just day1 and things are like that?
Oh goodness...

How am i gonna spend my sat?
Lets watch youtube - How to make a hotgirl laugh!

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Lost In Translation (Episode 1)

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Me Sophia Horny (Episode 2)

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Best Chest In The West (Episode 3)

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Kaila Kim Possible (Episode 4)

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Bosom Buddy Holly (Episode 5)

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Sophia Lin And Bare It (Episode 6)

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: The Breast Of Times (Episode 7)

Make A Hot Girl Laugh: Here Titty Titty (Episode 8)

Its not really funny actually, but lets just look at the babes. =D

Darling flying off to Japan

2008-05-30T13:54:00.002+08:00

Darling is flying off to Japan very soon! ):
This morning suppose to meet her at 930am for breakfast,
But i was so tired i overslept
And when she called me from woodlands mrt,
I just woke up
That really made her super angry with me
Guilty.. Guilty.. Guilty..
I still went to meet her for breakfast at Mac
Den send her to school after that

Tonight meeting her after her tuition
And she don't allow me to send her off at the Airport
Apparently she's afraid her parents may ask too many questions.

What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

2008-05-27T02:17:00.000+08:00

What Your Handwriting Says About You
You are sometimes a very energetic person, but you are sometimes quite lethargic. You're moody, prone to ups and downs, and you don't have a lot of endurance.You range from very outgoing to very shy. You are a shape shifter who is very versatile. You adapt well, and you look at things from many angles.You are very detail oriented and meticulous. You are a careful thinker and a true intellectual.You don't a lot of space, and you prefer to spend time with others. You are a little nosy and intrusive. You sometimes don't give people enough space.You are somewhat traditional, but you are also open to change. You listen to your head and your heart.You are a good communicator. You work hard to get your ideas across effectively.